May 24, 1998
Time to buy stock in red balloons. I'm flying.
I owe you a long journal entry. Tonight's has to be short, I promised someone
I'd get to sleep before 1:30.
Jenny is running for the office of senior class V.P. at Notre Dame, and is up
for a run-off Tuesday morning. Now if any of you readers out there are "on the
fence" and cannot decide whether to vote for Jenny or that second coolest
candidate, may I offer you a suggestion? Bribery? Noooo -- who me? Mark "mister
ethics" Bakalor? This is merely a suggestion. Because I know how very difficult and stressful it is for you to pick a V.P., I'd like to merely give you a
"helping hand" in making up your mind: VOTE FOR JENNY! Did I also mention what a
skilled and outstanding bowler Jenny is?