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This is where party goers get to whatever it is their heart desires on my blog...(I am not neccesarily responsible for the content to follow!)Only Mark (or possibly Dinah) would design a special desktop pattern for a party...Not the geekiest party, but geeky nonetheless.Shirley Temple is not dead. Yet."Have you two met? This is Mermaniac.com."-- Mark, introducing Bill"I'm a hussy and everyone knows it."--Dinah"As my exterminator says ...."-- Mark's Mom"Do you all want the TiVo demonstration?" -- Mark"It might have been weird, but I couldn't understand what they were saying.""Hey schmuck.""No, that's Shmokler.""And here's TiVolution Magazine."-- Mark"Dogs with Jobs""Eat my shorts.""Open wide, tilt your head back, let it slide down your throat, try not to gag.""1762 Tiaras on eBay""Fuck Her Gently.""**, get it over with already.""Go to dumpster.com""Have you seen 'Whip the Boss'? Or 'Beat the Worker'?"

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