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Big News

I've been holding out on you. I can hold it in no longer. I have big things to tell you about. I'm so excited. I don't know how to tell you this. But, you see... well...

I'm a big celebrity. Many of you knew this already. Some of you still don't believe. But it's true.

Oh baby is it true. It says so right there in blue and white Or purple and white. Depending on if you reloaded it to make sure your eyes were in fact reading that I'm a big celebrity. That's me. Listed on the very same page as Madonna, Magic Johnson, Malcolm X, Marilyn Monroe, Michael Jackson, and Mr. T. I've also now joined the ranks of Marc Kudisch (snicker), Mandy Patinkin (shudder), and Michael Crawford (gag)!

Fear not, dear reader. I will not change at all. Even though I am a big celebrity, I am the same Mark Bakalor you all know and love. Well, almost. I'll be harder to get hold of and rude. But the same none the less.


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What people are saying:

I'm really not sure of the appeal of Mark Bakalor's site, because frankly I suspect there is none, but hell, I check it at least thrice daily, and you should too!

- dlevy

"Your website is beautifully demented. The moving head thing in the top left just does it. I've been staring at it for the past minute and still find it amusing. You're an inspiration to us all."

- Gord

"A physical middle ground between Bing Crosby and a sedated Pee-Wee Herman."

- Press Democrat

"Your website makes me giggle. tee-hee! i cannot stop myself."

- Jenn Kauffman

"Decide for yourself if this guy is brilliant or kooky."

- Brainrub.com

Brilliant!!! You're a cross between Robin Willliams and Fred Astaire!

- Mom

"I want to keep an ongoing converse with you about the end of wars, crime, death and old age... Like most, you are probably a bible reader... lets talk soon."

- Michael

"poopy shmapoopy on a purple stick."

- Emily

"People as talented as you should be smothered at birth. You're making the rest of us look like slackers."

- Brad Graham


- Elmer

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