Saturday, September 30, 2000

I've said it before and I'll say it again... "Bob Stillman rocks!" 9/30/2000 02:07:38 PM .:. | Discuss

Friday, September 29, 2000

Sorry about the time away. I'm back now! Or, well, not exactly. I'm not back, in fact I'm away. But I'm posting. And when I am back I won't neccesarily be back because DSL isn't all hooked up yet. So, when I'm back from being away and am back from being away while back... I'll be back. In other words... stay tuned! 9/29/2000 06:54:57 PM .:. | Discuss

Thursday, September 21, 2000

I have it on great authority that Al Gore's agenda on porn is hidden in the internet & tech source code. 9/21/2000 05:31:54 PM .:. | Discuss

Monday, September 18, 2000

I have DSL. Three hours later they left. Apparently I have DSL. Apparently it's even faster than they had anticipated it would be. Unfortunately I am currently unable to use it. I am also currently unable to even boot my computer properly. But I have DSL. Oh joy. Frankly I'd rather they take it back at this point. At least then, perhaps, I'd have a computer at home. Right now, you see, I am typing from work. We don't have DSL here at work either. We cancelled our DSL order a month ago and are now getting a T1 from Sprint in a few weeks. But no, Mark's order continued. Continued until today when I got my DSL. But when the installer installed my new network card he claimed that problems occured and I would possibly have to reinstall my platform and all related drivers. Now I get to wait patientily until some kind soul who knows their way around computers can help me solve these problems that are supposedly now mine. But I have DSL. Gimme back my 28k modem, please. 9/18/2000 01:21:58 PM .:. | Discuss

The DSL men are here. Cross fingers! 9/18/2000 09:41:21 AM .:. | Discuss

Heh... 9/18/2000 09:11:37 AM .:. | Discuss

Hour one of a potential twelve is over. No DSL. You're not surprised, are you? 9/18/2000 09:03:58 AM .:. | Discuss

Today, ladies and gentleman, is day one hundred and something or other. Today, you see, is my third DSL installation date. Today I get DSL. Yeah right. When I finally get DSL, one day, I will recount to you, my dedicated reader, every nook and cranny of this nightmarish hell story. Until then, take my word for it, it has not been pretty. Here I sit, my third day of having to take off a full day from work to sit and be told that there is yet another problem with my order. Here I sit, today, from 8am to 8pm waiting for the Pacific Bell DSL installer. A lovely 12 hour window is all I have to console me and give me the slightest bit of hope that I will no longer be forced to live with a 28k dial up modem. I will finally be able to use my home phone line for talking on. I will finally be able to have a working answering machine and fax at my newly moved into, over three months ago, house. Stay tuned today. Something tells me it's going to be a bumpy ride... 9/18/2000 08:10:58 AM .:. | Discuss

Friday, September 08, 2000

When clients go bad. Eat your heart out Doug Mayo 9/8/2000 11:19:23 AM .:. | Discuss

Tuesday, September 05, 2000

Happy 21st Birthday Scott! 9/5/2000 04:27:47 PM .:. | Discuss

Sunday, September 03, 2000

Word on the street is that this guy's going to be competing in the newest olympic sport: Talking out of both sides of his ass. 9/3/2000 02:02:09 PM .:. | Discuss

You're not going to believe what just happened. DSL continues with a vengenace. 9/3/2000 10:32:06 AM .:. | Discuss

Saturday, September 02, 2000

If only I had thought of this one before! 9/2/2000 06:30:53 PM .:. | Discuss

For the first time since June 2000, dear readers: the webcam!

Read all about how I, and hundreds of others, got screwed out of tens of thousands of dollars by Doug Mayo.

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