Archives: June 2001

Friday, June 29, 2001

Look what I just dreamed up...

AI Poster
I'm going to see the real film tonight! :)

01:44 PM PST [Link] [2 comments]

Thursday, June 28, 2001

What I Did On My Birthday...

05:10 PM PST [Link] [2 comments]

Happy birthday, Catherine!

01:33 AM PST [Link] [1 Comment]

Welcome back! I'm now 24! Woo hoo! And Bjoern just made it past level 4-2 in Crazy Taxi 2! Woo hoo some more!

12:09 AM PST [Link] [4 comments]

Wednesday, June 27, 2001

I am writing this entry at the age of 23. See you in a year!

11:36 PM PST [Link] [Comment on this]

Tuesday, June 26, 2001

This photo was not improvised...

Improv Group Photo
...It is, however, of my ComedySportz workshop which ended two weeks ago. The next workshop starts Sunday night: my new favorite day of the week!

06:25 PM PST [Link] [1 Comment]

Monday, June 25, 2001

For some reason it just started drizzling outside. The smell of the fresh rain on the blacktop has instantly brought back memories from my elementary school playground. I love this smell...

05:22 PM PST [Link] [Comment on this]

Whoa! I just found information suggesting that Sean Penn will be playing Sam Byck in a major motion picture titled The Assassination of Richard Nixon!!!

02:54 PM PST [Link] [6 comments]

Wednesday, June 20, 2001

I call dibs on the productions rights!

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Tuesday, June 19, 2001

I'm back. More soon!

10:34 PM PST [Link] [Comment on this]

Thursday, June 14, 2001

Meet me in St. Louis, Louis.Meet me at the fair.Don't tell me the lights are shiningAny place but there. We will dance the hoochie coochie.I will be your tootsie wootsieIf you will meet me in St. Louis, Louis.Meet me at the fair.See you next week!

11:50 PM PST [Link] [1 Comment]

Wednesday, June 13, 2001

I have been calling all over the free world this afternoon in search for the elusiveGame Boy Advance. No can do, apparently. Stupid me, deciding it'd be fun to bring it on the plane this weekend, trying to buy the thing on the day it's released. I can get crack faster and easier than I can get this thing. Thing is they won't allow me to bring said crack on the plane. Argh. If any of you can get me this thing by Friday morning, there's some cash in it for ya...

04:50 PM PST [Link] [3 comments]

Tuesday, June 12, 2001

I will say no more on the subject for fear of further incriminating myself.

09:08 PM PST [Link] [1 Comment]

Why is it that I'm having spotty success with various blogs!? I get "page cannot be found" errors and redirected to a bunch of sites including: rubrchick, eastwest, and insipidity while others load just fine including tinman and blogstalker? Grrr...

01:30 PM PST [Link] [3 comments]

Monday, June 11, 2001

I've figured out a grand little scheme...Due to hosting the party this evening I have amassed a great amount of alcohol, soda, chips, and other edible party materials. I now will not have to go shopping until March 17, at the earliest.I should have parties more often! ;-)

11:37 PM PST [Link] [2 comments]

I'm having the rest of my improv class over for a final workshop party. They'll say hi below...bunny, bunny, Bunny, Bbunnny, BBuunnny, Bbbunnnny, BBBUunnny, BUNNNNNNY!To be or not to be... hey who's touching my bum!Mark with a "k" never zoom a zoom.Reese's penisSomething clever goes here.................

11:33 PM PST [Link] [1 Comment]


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Wednesday, June 6, 2001

I just got official word that Donna, whom you've been reading about here over the last several months, will be taking over the lead role in Dirty Blonde here in San Francisco on June 19, the day after I get back from a trip to St. Louis! You better believe I'll be there on her opening night! Congrats Donna!!!

07:52 PM PST [Link] [5 comments]

Tuesday, June 5, 2001

Hooray! The UPS guy just showed up at the office and delivered an package to me containing the book Wicked sent from JessaJune. Thank you, thank you, thank you! :)

10:57 AM PST [Link] [3 comments]

Overheard in improv sketches performed in workshop tonight included:

  • I do have a real good friend and I hate her.
  • You are such a total hottie.
  • Ask my parrot.
  • No, but I did I tape my breasts together. Can you tell?
Maybe you had to be there...

12:32 AM PST [Link] [Comment on this]

Sunday, June 3, 2001

My Tony Award winning nominations did pretty well this year. The four I missed were: Scenic Design, Director of a Play, Leading Actor in a Play, and Leading Actress in a Musical. Three years ago, I predicted 14/21 (67%), two years ago 13/20 (65%), last year I got 13/21 (62%), and this year I predicted 17/ 21 (81%).Next year we'll try for at least a 18/21 (85.714285714%)! :)

11:35 PM PST [Link] [1 Comment]

Friday, June 1, 2001

Only 27 shopping days left until my birthday.

11:52 AM PST [Link] [Comment on this]

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Sweeney Todd
Read all about how I, and hundreds of others, got screwed out of tens of thousands of dollars by Doug Mayo.

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